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1
The act or an example of substituting a derogatory, offensive, or blunt term for one considered mild, indirect, or vague. Opposite of the word euphemism.
"I don't feel well. I am going to visit the rest room and poomit some brown bubbles."

"When I reached climax I ejaculated into the woman's mouth and she commented on how she enjoyed garggling my man chowder."
by Dwp August 24, 2004
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An emoticon that represents an asian person crying. The top of the T's are eye slits and the stem of the T are tears streaming out. The period is of course the nose.

This is commonly used in online games (such as Warcraft) by a player when something goes very badly or unlucky for that player.
<Player B gets lucky and kills all of Players A's units while Player A does not noticed>
Player A: T.T
Player B: Yeah, I can't believe you didn't see me.
by Dwp August 17, 2004
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The phrase chicks use when "No Hung" Nick tries to get with them.

Synonym for "F-off and Die!"
"Ngo Ngo" replied the chica when he offered her cherry cream pie.

*see "cherry cream pie"
by Dwp August 14, 2003
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The act of vomiting

1. To eject part or all of the contents of the bowels through the anus, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

2. To be discharged forcefully and abundantly; spew or gush.
"Man after a long night of drinking and the late night chile-bean burrito the next morning I had to poomit like no other."
by Dwp August 24, 2004
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A pain in the ass no it all who thinks he is always right and gets on everyone’s nerves
Jake is such a no it all
by Dwp August 18, 2019
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