Jason Aldean

A male vocalist known as a Country Music artist who is being promoted as a talented singer. His record company hopes to utilize the same mass hypnotism which eventually resulted in the Country audience accepting Kenny Chesney as a talented singer and "star" also.

Like Chesney, Aldean is short in stature and vocal ability; but appears willing to work hard in putting this ruse forth on the public.

Aldean is known for wearing his hat extremely low while displaying several ladies earrings in both ears.

Jason Aldean's modest talent may be observed by listening to singles such as "Laughed Until We Cried."

by ThePointe March 17, 2008

Jayson

Jayson is the type of guy that will hit a home run off of any pitcher and baseball and please his girl after his shower. Jayson is really dedicated to his love life and sports, he has a giant penis and will try new things in bed at any time she wants to. Jayson will destroy your pussy if asked, but very protective of family, friends and especially his girlfriend. He will take on any fight or challenge even if he is destined to lose. Jayson isn't a bitch or an asshole, he is kind, funny and will make you drop your boyfriend in a heartbeat. Jayson is very loyal and very freaky....Be like Jayson don't be like you. You won't regret it....Trust me.

"Jayson ate my ass last night!"
"Did you do anal?"
'YES!"
"I want a Jayson"

by PoopyHead11 December 13, 2018

jasonville

Indiana A town of near 8,000 with a main street full of empty buildings and filled with people dieing to get out. The main attraction is Shakamak State Park, where all the redneck kids hang out and go swimming. There is a library, a grocery store, gas stations, and very few restraunts in Jasonville. The nearest city is 45 minutes away, Terre Haute.

The people are generally white, blue collar, and usually completely hopeless. Most of them, of course, are too uneducated to care. If you are the least bit unique, you will probably get your ass kicked in Jasonville.

Businesses rarely last more than three months in Jasonville.

Everyone wishes to move out of Jasonville.

by theplainjane April 29, 2005

Jasons

People who do not own a car, are about 13 years old and like to flame people who put work into their cars, calling them ricers, even if they look clean. These people also like to avoid posting pictures of "their cars" by quoting words from A ndrew the great e.g. Lolque Ricer, in the biggest and boldest text available on a certain forum.

Dude with an awesome car: Yea, I just bought me a new supra
Jasons: RICERRRRRRRRRr
Dude with an awesome car: How can it be a ricer if it's exterior is stock? Post some pictures of your ride!
Jasons: LOLQUE RICER?

by A ndrew de Great September 14, 2009

Jason

A lumbersexual/hipster hybrid in denial. Also a grass nerd.

Jason wears red wing shoes and plaid shirts.

by Kegthebeg April 11, 2017

Jason

A guy who is hard to get but he'll go through one girl after another. He's really nice and sweet, but don't be fooled, you wont last long with a Jason. He's usually shy until you get to know him. He's not the type to be your best friend or boyfriend. He swoons the girls and many girls drool over the gentleman personality Jason's have, but he's a forever alone type of guy even if he has a girlfriend. These guys don't talk things over even when situations aren't smooth all over. He'll just be like whatever, a reason why they don't keep a girl for long.

Girl 1: My boyfriend, Jason, doesn't really talk about problems in our relationship.
Girl 2: I heard he'll dump you soon.
Girl 3: Jason is your boyfriend?! Oh, he's dreamy. But not boyfriend material from what I heard.
Girl 2: See? He's probably not interested in you anymore.
Girl 1: Thanks for the warning, totally not dating a Jason next time.
Girl 3: You shouldn't have dated one in the first place, they just play you.

by PandaLuv November 24, 2013

Jasons

A group of black people.

Look at all THESE JASONS!!!! THEY'RE INFECTING THE CITY!!!!

by xmikeydeex October 29, 2009