1. The only reason why the tech industry is split into two sides now. You have Apple on one side, and Microsoft, HTC, Nokia, HP, Dell, Motorola, RIM, Sony, Nintendo, Panasonic, Toshiba and pretty much every other company that has their name plated in cheap chrome and glued on to almost any product that has a microprocessor in it, on one side.
2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society
3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.
4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
2. The number 1 reason for envy in our modern society
3. The bar which splits society in two classes, rich and poor, according to those who owns an iPod.
4. A way to escape the nagging mom and into fantasy land where everyone dresses black turtle-necks and jeans.
1. Steve: "Today, we will re-invent the phone." - 2007
abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010
by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!
2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"
Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"
Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."
3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"
Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"
Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"
Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"
Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"
4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"
Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
abc: "We introduce to you our new touch screen smart phone, Motorola Droid X!" - 2010
by then, Steve would've already re-invented the phone 4 times!
2. Tom:"HELP!!! I'm being robbed!"
Dick:"Mom, that poor man is being robbed. Shouldn't we help him?"
Dick's mom:"No honey he has an iPod. He deserved it."
3. Kid A: "Santa, what do I get for christmas?"
Santa: "Your family is rich and has donated a lot to our church, how about an iPod?"
Kid B: "Santa, I want an iPod too!"
Santa: "Kid, many things in life are destined. How about I give you a pair of socks instead?"
Kid B: "Oh Wow! Yay! Thanks Santa!"
4. Mom: "Tom, I thought I told you to.........!!!!!"
Tom: "Sorry mom! I'm iPodding and can't hear you! Can you speak louder?" -increases the volume as soon as he's finished his sentence.
by boughtanipodandregret July 20, 2010
Get the iPod mug.1. When your in class and the teacher allows you time to yourself and you crack on the iPod to listen to some old '80's discotheque song just to pass the time.
2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.
2. When your walking home and don't wanna seem retarded for talking out loud so you sing and dance so outrageous down the street.
B: Marenco's gonna keep this test going all fucking day goddamn.
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!
(pulls out iPod to hit "When I Think Of You" Janet Jackson)
A: Brittney! Are you iPod slappin'?
B: I am now!
by Brittney Sade August 10, 2008
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by Anon Y Mous August 24, 2005
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last night i downloaded every song by milli vanilli. I don't know who they are but I downloaded ever song
by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005
Get the ipod spamming mug.ipods are just another way to help the big computer companies to take over the world. they are horible!!!! i know at least 40 people who got one for christmas, the same exact thing!! and the same thing happens to all of them! i know like 5 people who spent like 400 bucks on the god damn video ones, which are also rip-offs, and they have huge gouges across the screen already. the only reason why people buy them is so they look cool, its just apple trying a corporate take-over!!!!
Do not buy IPODS!!!!! they are stupid! there are at least 100 better mp3 players for less than half the price!!!
by acdcrules July 26, 2008
Get the ipod mug.Pronounced "Ipardheid." The social distinction between those persons who own Iphones and Itouches, and those who own other models of cell phone and earlier generation MP3 players.
I visited my friends in Manhattan and couldn't help noticing that I was on the wrong side of Ipodheid.
by GrumpyGus October 24, 2008
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