hairyolas

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

Hairy fellah

A persons(usually male) bare ass all covered in black thick hair.

We were at the beach and all of a sudden George decided to show me his Hairy fellah!

Look! There's some five-o's I'm going to give them a little glimpse of my Hairy fellah.

by peer2beer June 27, 2006

Hairy Pineapple

The appearance of a man's scrotum through the mesh lining of revealing workout shorts or bathing suit; the mesh lining, or basket, mimics the diagonal pattern of a pineapple and allows the hair to poke out through the holes in the mesh.

When Schneider hoisted his leg up on the weightlfting bench to stretch his hamstring, I totally saw his hairy pineapple. Ewwwghhhk!

by The Dirty Wordsmiths August 18, 2008

hairyballsonya

The most versatile word in the english language.

Danny: Man, I had a rough game
Jeff: (sigh of remorse) hairyballsonya

Kevin: This pitcher sucks, I'm going yard.
Jeff: (in perfect agreement) hairyballsonya

by Mini-Mize May 11, 2008

Harry Potter Moment

When you do something outrageous in a short amount of time and get away with it

More famously called a James Bond Moment

Rebel:I jumped over the fence, climbed into the open window and managed to slide back in my seat before Mrs Brown caught me.

Nerd: Dude, that was totally a Harry Potter moment

by 203ha April 16, 2009

Hairy ball sack

A ball sack with loads amount of hair on it.
Usually someone with dark curly brown hair has a hairy ball sack.
Young boys tend to question their newly formed hairy ball sacks'.

"I saw Danny's hairy ball sack yesterday."
"Those who cannot teach, grow hair."

by Weinuh Tunes October 23, 2005

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006