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Happy Stick

"Happy stick" is a slang term that can be used in reference to large-capacity Glockpistolmagazines containing 33 rounds of 9mm intended for use in the Glock 18 fully-automatic machine pistol. These 33-round Glock 9mm magazines fit and function in other 9mm Glock handguns and are extremely popular with shooters. A .40 S&W caliber version of the "happy stick" exists that is reported to have a capacity of 22 rounds.
I'm going to stock up on happy sticks for my Glock before they get banned.
by RDM1984 January 17, 2011
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happy slapping

Pastime of intellectually-challenged youngsters from the 'street'. In large groups, they wander the realms of public transport, slapping the faces of unsuspecting members of the public and recording it for posterity on their camera-phones to show to their mates at 'skool'. They are usually black in colour, and under the delusion that they are the miniature London version of the US rapper 50 cent. Laughingly calling themselves G-Unit, or Terror Squad, they pounce without warning.
Try to arm yourself in anticipation of such an attack while travelling on any kind of public transport, and if you are unfortunate enough to be targeted by these ignorant morons, try and kill at least one of them in order to cleanse the human race.
by spade January 18, 2005
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Happy place

1. A psychologically-induced trance-like state, where a person may regress from a stressful situation. A person may go to their 'happy place' when trying to repress unhappy memories from their childhood.

2. A person whom is resting & de-stressing from work.
1. "Oh, look at little Jonny. He's in his happy place. Poor kid's been through a lot." Though, Jonny remains depressed.

2. "Susan is at her happy place again." But really, Susan is contemplating killing everyone at her workplace.
by thisisevidence March 6, 2010
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Happy Gilmore

"Jackass"
"Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick
my own ass."
by RB November 30, 2003
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Happy Hookah

A "Happy Hookah" is a hookah pack that not only consists of shisha tobacco but also marijuana. There is a delicate ratio of tobacco to marijuana that should be observed. If the hookah is packed with too much marijuana it will burn, thus being wasted. A Happy Hookah can be a lot of fun especially when you are trying to kill two birds with one stone. It is common courtesy to inform fellow hookah smokers that the hookah has been packed happy. However it can also be very funny if you do not
-Hey dude wanna smoke some hookah?

-Sure man, but I also was hoping to smoke this marijuana

-Oh I know! Lets mix that shit together

-Nice thinkin dude, now we got ourselves a happy hookah
by HookahTime February 27, 2011
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happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.
dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**
by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006
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happy day

A time when a form of sexual activity has occured.
Cameron had happy day with kim last night.
by Wudofudo July 26, 2007
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