Dick Hating

someone who hates one your swag

dude why are you dick hating

by itsablack guy October 11, 2011

Hakking

V. The act of calling someone a fag or a faggot

The crowd could be heard hakking at the homosexual performer.

by Ebag October 31, 2018

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Euphemism for leaving the governor's mansion, without telling anyone where you're going, and then disappearing for a week while breaking up with your mistress in Argentina.

A: Where's Mark, his security detail and wife are wondering? B: Oh he's out Hiking the Appalachian Trail.
A: I hope he's wearing a condom.

by Schnyper June 24, 2009

Hiking the Appalachian trail

A back up method used by (R) Governors to see ones girlfriend/mistress when you are told "no" with your first choice.
A "plan B" when honesty just screws things up, interferes with the plans.

A getaway that is meant to be "without contact"

"Honey, would you mind if I go to Argentina and screw my girlfriend?"
Her response: "No way are you going to see your little slut!"

"Honey what I meant to say is I need some alone time to fix this marriage I think I'll go {"Hiking the Appalachian trail!"}

"I won't bring my phone so I won't be distracted from my marriage saving thoughts."

by Bison80 June 30, 2009

having

Pronounced in the same sense as "having dinner:"

A slang term used in a similar context as "ballin'," or "awesome."

Also seen as "havin'."

This party's having, bro!

That dude's havin', yo!

by DBHS January 25, 2008

Hanking

Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

Hanking - Hanging yourself whilst masturbating

by andrea36 August 24, 2008

Pimp Hating Blondie

The outdated practice in which white women who have been frustrated by a black man in her past, dyes her hair platinum blonde and dedicates her life to vain attempts to play out black guys, be they nerd or NBA player.

That woman who is suing Michael Jordan for not paying her extortion money over their torrid affair is a Pimp Hating Blondie.

by Turn and smile doll, that's it. May 31, 2005