tall grass

pubic hair longer than two inches. can't see the skin. can't find the right hole. squatchy crotch. makes sex difficult and unattractive. lice and ticks inhabit tall grass along with warts, crabs and STD's.

i had to search through my girlfriends tall grass.
i found a tick in my tall grass.

the lice loved the tall grass due to the warmth of it compared to the head.

by andrew104 June 5, 2012

tiny grasshopper

A person who is still in the learning stage of something.

Funny when you use it in pseudo asian/zen-like way.

Student: "I don't understand how to do this freaking math problem!"

Tutor: "You are still just a tiny grasshopper..."

by Feeman October 30, 2007

cutting the grass

slang for smoking weed

i'll be cutting the grass on friday night with my boys

by conf0000z October 22, 2012

Sit in the grass

Gay slang for having sex while sitting on a penis. A man who likes to "sit in the grass" is one who likes to be penetrated while sitting on his partner's penis. The "grass" in the idiom is pubic hair.

"Last find I finally fucked her brother; he likes to sit in the grass."

by Reuel Tidhar August 21, 2008

Grassington

A small place in Yorkshire with 1 pub for every 300 people that live there.

I'm off to Grassington, I may kill myself

by Bill February 1, 2004

grassball

The game of soccer, without any rules.

Let's play grassball during recess!

by Kaitlin May 13, 2005

grasspants

Completely and utterly useless. does not accomplish anything in any way shape or form. Non-functioning.

Janelle's idea for Todd's villa was so grasspants.

She ordered something from QVC and it turned out to be grasspants.

You are grasspants!

by richard shlee February 26, 2008