crunchy grape

when you put a grape up your ass and eat it after

Damn Cole, those crunchy grapes you gave me were amazing!

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when you stick a grape up your anus and eat it afterwards

Damn David! Those crunchy grapes last night were delicious!

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Soggy Grape

When someone is not playing along with the group or if they are being a downer on the party

“What’s wrong Gabe?”
“I just want to go somewhere else”
“Oh stop being such a soggy grape”

Soggy Grape by RProd June 1, 2018

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When a deal or bet is made, and one of the parties involved backs out and does not pay up or welshers on the deal

You lost the bet and didn't pay up, now I have to go the store and buy you some welshers grape juice

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Avoid eating these at all costs! These grapes are poisonous and 1-5 weeks after you ate one you’ll experience repugnant pain.

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Sparky Grape is the result of a condomless weekend at Lake Havasu with a sorority girl from Arizona State.

Bro #1: I Spring Breaked at Lake Havasu and caught Sparky Grape from Trinity at ASU.

Bro #2: You need to get to Doctor Davis, like, yesterday!

Sparky Grape by JSnow7J November 6, 2019

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Oh! Watch out, we don’t want to run into those canal grapes

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