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giltch

a very artistic way of saying the word glitch

it can mean glitch but you are glitching out too much to say the real word
Evan: Alex what is going on!?!
Alex: I’m Giltching!!! Help me!!!
by cybersexy December 23, 2025
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GitHub

A software development tool which helps developers manage changes to code.

GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
Oh for fucks sake.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.

GitHub is a complete Git.
by Berty777 December 26, 2025
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Gl-glitch

the correct term for a glitch.

see glitch
there must have been a gl-glitch on myspace... the 'new comments' thing kept showing but I didn't have a new comment!!!
by Caseybaby November 10, 2007
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Fat Glitcher

Someone who edits their pictures in photoshop to make themselves thinner before showing people.
by ninjafox September 6, 2009
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Bomb Glitch

A final "Goodbye and fuck you." from a game developer to the community playing said game; a sign of "Utter Disrespect"; an assertion of dominance by refusing to fix a game-breaking glitch making the experience more trying that it already was.
Hey, Infinity Ward, did you see how the Bomb Glitch made "The Best SnD Player in The World" lose because he couldn't perform a core function of the game?
by Activision October 12, 2014
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zee getcha

get your ass back very fast and very far Jones
by zee getcha November 12, 2015
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Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.
Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch
by Stingyoass October 15, 2017
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