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A self inflicted burn or scalding injury caused by someone who can't cook attempting to do so whilst following the instructions of an online meal kit
by Berty777 May 27, 2022
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Zack Polanski thinks taxing everyone will cure all the worlds woes. He's a hypnotic enhanced Tit of the highest order.
by Berty777 November 24, 2025
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If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.
When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.
Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"
Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.
All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.
Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
If you disagree. You're clearly a biased British Hamilton lover. Who we don't like.
When mighty Max wins. It's all his generational talent and nothing to do with the car, engine or team.
Anyone who "beats" him is clearly cheating. As evidenced by the "defeat"
Max is so great that every former champion should renounce their titles and give them to Max. Even the Indycar champions.
All other drivers should just move out of Max's way so we can marvel at his brilliance.
Motorsport media and Social Media shall forever be full of those Sucking Max's balls at every opportunity.
Did you see Max Verstappen at the last Grand Prix? I think that the Catholic Church should renounce Jesus and worship Max instead
by Berty777 November 26, 2025
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GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
GitHub had a unique ability to turn ordinary people into raving psychopaths when a seemingly innocent mistake will require hours of overcomplicated and confusing nonsense to correct, culminating in a developer smashing their laptop with a hammer before setting fire to it and going on a Michael Douglas in Falling Down type rampage.
Oh for fucks sake.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.
GitHub is a complete Git.
I just pushed to main on GitHub instead of my feature branch. Now I mush shave my testicle with a rusty cheese grater while listening to the cheeky girls and fuck about reversing the polarity of the neutron flow for hours instead of doing actual work.
GitHub is a complete Git.
by Berty777 December 26, 2025
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