The art of making decisions without first thinking of the consequences. Can be used as a noun, verb or adjective.
by Racer04829 September 16, 2023
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dude#1: when chuck norris...
dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage
dude#2: nope, big gabe. continue.
dude #1: umm, okay then, when big gabe swims with sharks, the sharks need a cage
by not_a_fish September 20, 2023
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"oh is that gabe over there, he's so gay"
by mad cooch destroyer January 11, 2020
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A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.
He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"
He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.
He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.
If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"
or you can put a peace sign over your chest
Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe
by Akoangbatas January 12, 2020
Get the Gabe mug.The best, most outgoing person you will ever meet. He is super funny and charming, and always knows how to make you laugh. If you ever have a friend named Gabe or Gabriel he’s a keeper. He is always happy, but has rough patches, but hides it to make other people happy then him. He will always love you for you.
Girls:wtf is Gabe so hot 🥵
Guys:why does he get all the girls 😤
His parents and siblings:we are so proud of you 🥰
Girlfriend:wtf stop looking at him he’s mine 😡
Guys:why does he get all the girls 😤
His parents and siblings:we are so proud of you 🥰
Girlfriend:wtf stop looking at him he’s mine 😡
by Kylie_jenner_yourmom 😏 January 13, 2020
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by Chink_balls_ass_and_gooch January 19, 2020
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