Goat Boat

Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!

"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone

by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010

Goat ass

Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)

Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"

Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"

by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011

Goat Head

Pubic region of a female

Check out the goat head on that chick.

by Ken Romain July 31, 2003

goat fucking tree house jumper

One who fucks goats and jumps from tree houses.

"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"

by iwishyouhadfriends. July 29, 2007

Goat Scrote

When a mans scrotum is so wrinkled and hairy that it resembles a goat and you hear faint bleats as his two legs chafe together

L: I heard some bleats coming from B crocth
D: its probably his goat scrote
C: LOL

by Billy Bob Goat July 14, 2009

goat cheese

The little off-white colored chunks that come from the back of your throat and smell like shit or bad breathe concentrated twenty times. It has a consistency similar to cheese.

I was hawking a lougie and suddenly a piece of goat cheese came out of nowhere. It smelled like total shit.

by FlashpointGSX March 3, 2009

Goat Rope

As a farmer, tying up a goat leads to all kinds of problems. Goats will try to push the limits of the rope and somehow find a fence or rail to jump. They eventually tangle the rope and continue to try to jump obstacles until they literally hang themselves.

So it is any stupid action that leads one to get themselves or others into a no-win situation that could have been avoided.

Dad left the lid off the blender when making a "smoothie". Now we have to clean it off the walls before Mom gets home, what a goat rope.

by Talomir April 19, 2014