Ben Foster

This is someone who is constantly trying to be funny and never gets the picture that people don't want to listen to them. They are usually considered a loser or lame.

#1 friend-Wow, he's such a Ben Foster
#2 friend- I know! I wish he'd just leave

by Bronsonbabe July 26, 2016

William Foster

The name for a future rapist

Yesterday I met an amazing guy
What's his name?
William Foster
'Calling the police'

by DyÑaMo February 8, 2018

fosters

Australian for beer.

by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Uncle Fester

A person who uses a modified lightbulb to smoke Meth.

Uncle R*** is bein a Uncle fester again huh? stickin lightbulbs in his mouth makin um light up.

by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010

Fester

something or someone whom is super crusty, lingering around, a person place or thing, a feeling (feel like a fester face)

also known as something you want to do!
"wish we could fester together!"

he's a total fester!

i love festering, but im not a fester!

festering all day long

the dishes are festering all over the house!

fester alert! fester alert!

ewe, massive pile of fester on your right!

i feel like a fester today!

i look like a fester!

can i borrow a piece of fester please?

my room is festering with clothes everywhere!

I'm sick of cleaning up your crusty ass fester!

I'm bored, wanna fester?

you're so annoying, all you do is fester

please keep your fester to yourself.

she's the queen of fester!

crusty fester
fester face
festy mcfesterson
silly fester
smelly fester
fat fester
fest
festerish

by jabjabjab December 7, 2009

Sister Fister

Nun hand fucker

I fisted the sister during confession

by Mista Fista March 28, 2004

fester

To hang around not doing anything in particular...

Festering can be fun on a rainy day...

by catalabas May 18, 2003