going to Florida

to have sex while parents are in the close vicinity

hey yo Muhammad, me and my girl are going to florida if you know what I mean nigga!

by Ben Herbold February 16, 2008

Florida State University

A former all girls school that made the transition to a coed university in order to obtain better nationl status. Their football program is owned by the University of Miami due to the Hurricanes owning FSU almost every time they meet on the field.

"Hey, remember the last time Florida State beat Miami in football?"
"Nope!"
"Me either."

by hexum January 19, 2005

Florida

for "i fucking hate florida" just a few words to you, I was born in, and have lived in Broward my whole life. Ive also been to ny cali chicago baltimore and a lot of other metros, Broward has about 3-4 metros and youd get your ass kicked and raped in all of them ill even make a bet with you. Walk through Collier City,Any of the Lauderdales or Lauderhills,Central/Southwest/North central Hollywood,East Davie,Plantation(notoriously PlanHatian)Mirimar,The 3SP area of Hollywood/Hallandale(30StoryProjects). If you come out alive and without any gunshots or ice pick wounds youll win 10dollars, you fuckin hater

That guy in a Central Hollywood"suburb"
1. Ifuckinghateflorida"Man Floridas a bitch ass place and browards a soft suburb"
2. The Soft Broward Crack Dealer at the corner"What the fuck you say you little bitch ass soft ass nark ass trick cock blockin hater ass lickin quier monkey you bout to get fucked up in a broward crack house"
My Boy Trillo and D"(Punch ,Punch,Punch,Punch,Stab,Stab,Stab,Kick"Ay get that mofos wallet,stab stab stab, gunshot repeated 11 times, "yea say browards all wannabe again you fuckin soft nark"

by Hollywood's only White Boy January 6, 2005

Florida Whore

Any younger woman or man who seeks a relationship with a wealthy Golden Girl/Guy from Florida for material benefit. He/she cares more about a a partner's bank account than she does about the partner.

Hey, who's that young kid with Betty White? He's nearly half her age?

Yeah, but's he's half-plus-seven so they're alright. He's a Florida Whore though, he's been with all the Golden Girls.

by dreaded-one May 21, 2011

Florida or Germany

Something fucking ridiculous happens in the news and you have to guess weather it happened in Florida or Germany.

Man collects dead babies in his garage for sexually pleasure and in an effort to resurrect Jesus.

Florida or Germany?

by Mike Roan December 7, 2003

florida gators

A second class college program. Usually sits in the shadow of THE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY.

Fuck the Florida Gators! why are they such bitches?

by JEB BUSH September 4, 2003

Florida

A wondeful state that has the most terrible education system (Everyone is utterly stupid, if they aren't well they've kept their sanity) in the entire nation, too many old and ignorant people= Car Crashes. As well as the people here just aren't very nice to each other.

Sadly, I have to stay in this shi*hole for the next four years of my life.

by ????? February 8, 2004