Filthy Muhammed

When you bang a virgin so good that she gets 72 of her virgin friends to hit you up

Dude I hit it so hard with Vanessa I did a filthy Muhammed. 72 of her friends hit me up

by Rsand January 26, 2025

Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.

Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010

Filthy

A fucking dumbass who takes credit for making people's houses in minecraft.

I built your house just like filthy.

by Minipete February 14, 2017

Filthy Mellander

The act of shitting on ones face, then rubbing it in with your belly.

Debra got a good filthy mellander last week, i can still smell that shit!

by Hitler15 February 21, 2011

Filthy swag

Swag so raw that it’s filthy. You gotta be the most swagged out person that you receive input from others that swag changed you. Beyond that level of swag you must be eternal with the swagger

“Damn son, these b*tches want some, they be like filthy swag, can I get some”
“Bro pass your juice down to me so I can be filthy with thy swagger”
“Is he really flexing that much? Damn he’s filthy with the swag”
“Yungg son, he has the swag of a filthy one”

by Hagrid vibes 🙌🏼 May 13, 2021

The filthy bass

When you hook both finger in your partners mouth while doing it from behind and she starts to shake her head and thrash around like a hooked bass.

I gave Brenda The filthy bass last night. Hell of a fight.

by RKM1523 April 14, 2018

Filthy Wagon Wheel

Noun. A dirty butthole.

I am going to plow that chick's filthy wagon wheel.

by Kaelek~ Jackie Journer December 20, 2018