Fanking

Fanking - The art of creatively changing the meaning of a products name by photographing it near your crotch as developed by Moog. Fingers may be used to cover parts of words to give the product name a new dirty meaning or use.

Fanking "Sno balls" works even without covering the "S" to create "no balls".

by mchristjr1983 February 27, 2017

farkent

The closest of close calls.

JESUS! Put down the fucking phone and drive, man! We just had a serious farkent.

by Eric April 5, 2005

farting jew

a term originating from the farting jew video on youtube, used to describe br00t4l kids from arizona that are hilarious to prank call and have nothing else better to do than sit there and talk to you.

"your ringback tone makes you sound like a douchebag and a farting jew, you faggot!

by eli_whitney December 22, 2008

Farfinugin Express

verb:
Gracefully leaping while ripping a bellowing fart in mid air.

Christopher farfinugin expressed from the living room to tv room.

by Polly panda May 11, 2009

filthy farting

when you want to fart, you squeeze so hard, some poo( mostly diarrhoea) comes out, wich causes a dirty pants.

oh no!, I did some filthy farting, now the inside of my pants has turned brown!

by fred pretkadet January 15, 2008

Swedish sex farting bed pisser

the act of having intercourse the passing gas, then pissing one's pants.

Joe: "Dude she's totally a swedish sex farting bed pisser."

Lauren: "Damn dude... She's a keeper!"

by Lauren Berd August 22, 2011

Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

by Ratcheer November 28, 2006