fanny-felt

denotes a ladies front bottom, vaginal curtains or simply, pishflaps. OFTEN used in arguements between myself and 'annie'

Bianca, your fanny-felt needs a good dusting.

by Louise and Alison September 11, 2005

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fanny thief

Similar to a cock stealer (when a woman intends to or has stolen the man that another woman intended to have sexual relations with)

A fanny thief is the male version of this. It is when a man intends to steal a woman away from his buddy who wanted to hook up with her first.

Stealing is thieving, and stealing this woman away would be for the intention of fanny. Hence the appropriate name 'fanny thief'.

Jamie Laing: "dude, you tryna steal my girl kimberley?"
Spencer Matthews: "mate, i just want pancakes"
Jamie Laing: "no pancakes for you fanny thief!"

by fabbityfab September 9, 2012

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Fannie Bass

A giant water borne turd. Often seen floundering on the banks of the Mississippi or traversing the shallows of Washington DC's Potomac River. Originated at Little Tree Hill near Culpeper, Virginia.

Watch your step, Frenchy plopped a fannie bass just upstream from here!

by Evinrude Lepre December 14, 2008

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fanny rimmer

Fanny = vagina
Rimmer = when circleing your tounge over anothers body parts
When you circle your tounge over a womans vagina there. Can be other sorts of rimmers eg anus rimmer, titty rimmer etc

"Hey geuse what i dont with lucy last night"
"eww shay your just a fanny rimmer"

by unimermaid June 22, 2014

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fanny glue

Sticky residue left after a good nights shagging, when tail paste is left to harden it causes the fanny lips to be temporarily stuck together like an old mans lips after a stroke.

" A woz up all neet like filin er flaps wi me fanny glue."

by pruneface69 January 12, 2010

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