dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.

Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.

by mac 007 April 6, 2016

Dutch chimney

When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face

I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.

by Muffins. November 9, 2019

Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 4, 2018

Dutch Tuckie

The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .

I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie

by Bretski666 March 16, 2011

dutch threesome

When you masturbate with both hands.

I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.

by FriendofAlice August 6, 2017

Piece of Dutch

the description of someone who is very annoying and/or funny; A Person who continually forgets that they owe you a favor.

"Michael is a Piece of Dutch, he forgot that he owed me $20!"
"Oh man, Jamie is such a Piece of Dutch, he just cracks me up!"
"Stop being such a Piece of Dutch!"

by ThatDood! April 10, 2009

Dutch Leprechaun

The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.

Dude, Blake and I took a midget home last night and I gave him a Dutch Leprechaun.

by CBoBaggins December 5, 2018