Dry Darcy

when a woman farts while you’re performing cunilingus and it dries your face

Nancy soaked Tim’s face during oral sex, but made a courteous gesture when she followed up with a dry Darcy.

by Brian Dorst August 19, 2020

Dry arse

Someone who gets offended at a joke for no reason

"Mate sahra is such a dry arse"
"I know all you did was call her a puff"

by Biggingie September 5, 2020

Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 28, 2011

Dry Drill

The act of fucking someone up the arse without lubrication.

I dry drilled some bird last, snapped my banjo clean off.

by schtiv January 1, 2012

dry stack

The result of having turned off the water supply valve to the toilet then flushed to ensure the bowl is "dry", only to drop a deuce and close the lid, leaving it for your unsuspecting friend/enemy/mother to find.

John wrote all over me last night when I passed out drunk, so I dry stacked the toilet before I left his house.

by maui_sponga February 21, 2011

Dry-Boiled

When you boil the kettle without any water, causing the damned thing to hiss and possibly damage itself. Annoying as fuck.

Did you say you'd make me a coffee? That was ages ago!
Yeah, I had to start again because I dry-boiled the kettle.

by Hel1234 February 24, 2011

All dry

Completely out of Cum and cant cum unless you see Livvy.

All dryed up
Girlfriend:when are you gonna cum

Boyfriend:idk

Livvy walks in: room floods with cum

GF:omg stepbro

Bf: I cant stop im cumming everywhere
Mom walks in: OMG its in my mouth stop squirting

by Maybe be David March 10, 2023