Douchebitch

A douchebitch is a girl who acts like a douchebag. That girl that you see/know and the first word that comes to mind when you think of her is "douchy". She is like the bitch who is not just a bitch but she actually thinks she is cool and that people like her. Main problem here is that she is oblivious to the fact that she is a complete douche and girls and guys alike find her annoying and hope she doesn't come to parties/outings and annoy people. She is a girl we have to tell people about before they meet her. When they do they are like "oooooh yeah ok that girl! Yup I totally know what you mean!"

Wow, that girl (insert name here) is such a douchebitch. Tonight she actually thought the shit she was saying about other people was funny. She even made a joke about fat people and said racist shit to my (some culture) roommate and thought is was okay. Not to mention the fact that she spent the whole night texting 8 different guys then talked crap about all of them to everyone. She fucked them all already and had three of them come to the party. She also told me we are lucky she came to our party because she is so busy and barely had time yet she drank all our alcohol and stayed all night. She's on the couch with two dudes with her shoes on, passed out with her boobs out. Oh wait no the dudes are leaving now. What a fuckin douchebitch.

by CallItLikeItIs October 4, 2012

Douchebag

Someone who acts like they are the shit, in all reality is not.

Tyler: Dude, i cant come over today.

Nick: Why?

Tyler: My house got hit by a meteor.

Nick: Your a douchebag tyler.

by Foxhead August 21, 2010

Douchebagdad

the origin from which douchebags came from.

this kid is the biggest douchebag i have ever met, he should go back to Douchebagdad!!

by SJ23 January 19, 2011

douchapotamus

a hungry hungry douche

That fat bitch at walmart was such a douchapotamus

by captain big down low September 20, 2011

douchebag

Someone with an over inflated sense of self worth combined with low lever of intelligence
see Jersey Shore for further explanation

That guy is a Douchebag by the way he dresses and acts

by 123215fas August 28, 2012

Douchébag

Being past the levels of jerk and asshole but below fucker and mother fucker.

Brhi:Chloe, Conor's a complete Douchébag. He's a know-it-all just forget him.
Chloe:Yeah.

by Jayy~Sky November 1, 2012

Douchebag

Someone who throws others under the bus. Takes advantage of children. A snake unworthy of walking this earth.

I think I'll be a douchebag today and pretend my kid is mentally retarded.

Don't mind the crimes I am committing; I'm just a douchebag.

by Anon911 October 12, 2014