carbo-dook

A carbo-dook is a contraction of 'carbonated dookie'. This can be seen when one takes a massive dump and for some reason said dookie has small bubbles coming off of it in the water.

Scientists have pondered as to why this happens for centuries. Some scientists suggest it is because of an excess of carbonated beverages in one's diet, whereas other scientists say those scientists are totally gay.

Bob:Yeah so Bill's mom was being a total shig to me the other day?
Tom:junx! What did you do, dude?
Bob:Well I left her a carbo-dook in her washing machine and then I broke!
Tom:SHEIIIIIIIIT

by Skeeter McDougal September 22, 2005

doorknob

A stupid person.

He's such a doorknob; he can't even add 2+2 together and he's in college!

by Junglejim1 January 19, 2009

Hookie Dookie

Hookie Dookie is bull shit so unbelievable it becomes majic. Bull shit that operates out of the known science of this planet. If you can't make it up then it may be hookie dookie.

That dude put tape over the paging speaker and slept through the fire drill. Wow is that dude stupid? no that is more than stupid it's hookie dookie....

by Off the Farm July 8, 2014

Dook

Something older people might call you, in the same way that they might call you "love" or "dear" in other places.

You are such a Dook! :)

by dArTiZ March 9, 2010

dook

n. terd
see also dooky

v. to lay a terd

Man, I just laid the biggest dook.

Dude, if you dont shut up, ill dook in your mouth.

by tony kroeger January 26, 2003

dookie booty

a girl with a booty so big, it looks like she's constipated 24/7

Dang, she got a dookie booty

by bungle bunny 03 October 26, 2003

Dook

Taking a hit of the hallucinogen LSD via the anus.

Dude, I got some gnarly acid this week and my girl Gina and I did the dook with it.

by sunnydooker May 7, 2008