German Diving Helmet

The German Diving Helmet is a sexual position in which one person inserts his/her head into a female’s vagina.

Gerald: Why does your head smell like fish?
Phil: Tonya let me do a German Diving Helmet last night. What a freak!

by Turnipgenocide June 15, 2018

Nose Diving

When you bob for chunks of corn in a bucket of diahrea. Extra points for piece that end up in your nose.

"Mom We're all out of apple."
"Nose Diving is fun, try that."

by Spanky Lou June 4, 2003

pearl diving

After ejaculating at the bottom of a pool, you go up for air then return to explore for your floating treasure and scoop it up to enjoy later.

Pearl Diving is also used to conceal your dirty deed.

by Max Urban December 10, 2006

screaming divit

when your screwing a girl, and you've jsut climaxed, you grab a fist of as much public hair of hers you can, and see how much you can pull off while yelling "FOUR!"

johnny did a sreaming divit on mary

by Anonymous May 14, 2003

Divintrio

Divine + Trio - the holy trinity of life Father, Mother and Child. Also a bad ass performer!

Divintrio is the true trinity of life and truth in the world.

by Divintrio May 13, 2021

diving board eyes

When someone is crosseyed.

I couldn't tell if that bitch was talking to me. And once I figured it out, I didn't know which eye to look at. Because she had diving board eyes.

by 00g June 2, 2008

Disintermediate

In a tough, competitive world, it is crucial for CEOs to have direct and forthright conversations with clients and suppliers. To do that effectively, they have to disintermediate their direct reports and even their techies, which means that they will be able to get accurate information from the field without it being filtered or biased, say, by their direct reports who may only want to tell their CEO what they think he or she wants to hear.

“By using social media tools like Twitter themselves, CEOs can disintermediate everyone from the data stream. They can connect directly with customers, clients, suppliers and others and hear unfiltered reports of what is really going on in their enterprises. Just as importantly, they can make their views known to their followers and stakeholder group without it being filtered by their PR people or the media. In times of crisis, this might save the organization.”

by Prof Bruce February 21, 2010