Danger Wank

Danger wank is to masurbate within say a dick-length of the enemy. the enemy being someone who's gonna snap off your bird, break it's eggs and burn it's nest, when they catch you.

The object of danger wanking is to entice yourself into a sense of security, then your climax makes you grunt and BOOM they've seen you.

***Get out all your magazines/dvds***
***Open your bedroom door***
***Unzip your jeans***
***Whip out the one-eyed-milk man***
***proceed to Danger Wank***

"MUM!!! ...."

you must finish and put everything away by the time she gets to the top of the stairs...

OR

On a long journey in the car:
Sit in the back, while someone else is in the front
whip out your lolipop, and proceed to wank
you must finish without rocking the car off course, atracting attention in the rear-view mirror, or making an audiable sound.

go on, try it....
don't do it for you, do it for the little guy

by VisualShock November 20, 2006

danger wank

to masturbate in a place where you are likely to get caught at work, woods, train, cinema, phone box, bus (top deck), park, swimming baths, parked car, waist deep in the sea etc…

hmmm... this beats working, hope nobody can see me.....oops!

by strawberry January 6, 2004

dangerball

A drinking game that is similar to beerpong, but has some dangerous twists. You have an extra cup that rests on top of the other cups (the dangercup) and when that cup is made your team has to take a shot of alcohol. There are also two dangerballs that rest on top of the cups that can get knocked in.

Guy1: Dude, I'm sick of beerpong
Guy2: Let's play some dangerball then
Guy1: That's dangerous

by Robert Bacon November 8, 2007

Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

Dangersexy

Handsome, charming, hilarious, rugged, dashing, freakishly tall, Nerdstradomus, attention whore, passive aggressive, man toddler, unpleasantly orange, terrible tipper, Irish imbecile, Jumping Jackass, alabastard, floundering meatstick, dork vader, insecurity jones, tower of need, Cowardly Giant, Jangling jerkweed, The Mayor of Needyville, Translucent Transgener, meth-addled ginger, dead eyed mope, tall glass of nothin', prancing egomaniac, made of farts, Henpecked Hambone, Mr. "Look at me, please look at me!"

Conan O'Brien is super dangersexy

by DanishLunch March 11, 2011

Lady Danger

When two or more women share their menstrual cycle.

You're on your period too? Lady Danger!

by .Pain October 18, 2015

dangeresque

1. A fictional character played by Strong Bad.
2. A Trilogy with Strong Bad playing Dangeresque, Coach Z as Ranaldo, and Bubs as Dangeresque's enemy.
Extras: The Cheat,Strong Mad,Marzipan and Strong Sad as StrongBad's stunt double (not comfirmed).
The latest film is due June 2004. It is 'Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective'.....in 3D!

Ranaldo:Sounds pretty Dangerous!
Dangeresque:No. Sounds DangerESQUE!

by Adam S., last time I checked. December 1, 2003