Dangersexy 

Handsome, charming, hilarious, rugged, dashing, freakishly tall, Nerdstradomus, attention whore, passive aggressive, man toddler, unpleasantly orange, terrible tipper, Irish imbecile, Jumping Jackass, alabastard, floundering meatstick, dork vader, insecurity jones, tower of need, Cowardly Giant, Jangling jerkweed, The Mayor of Needyville, Translucent Transgener, meth-addled ginger, dead eyed mope, tall glass of nothin', prancing egomaniac, made of farts, Henpecked Hambone, Mr. "Look at me, please look at me!"

Conan O'Brien is super dangersexy

Dangersexy by DanishLunch March 11, 2011

Dangersexual 

A person who is is attracted to the face or the concept of danger. It doesn't matter that the danger is life-threatening, the person will still be aroused or attracted by it.

Adelina explains to Lyra carefully about her friend.
"Look, Jeremy is more like a Dangersexual, because he has a tendancy to date dangerous people, myself included"

Dangersexual by Reithesinful69 May 4, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016