Dad tax

A portion of any item received by any household member that the Dad is entitled to. Most often applied to food and drink items. Applies to items given to or purchased by any household member as a contribution for all the wonderful things that a Dad does for the household without recognition or reward. The tax is applied entirely at the descretion of the Dad and can be used at home, in the car, at the shops, at friends houses, or anywhere else in the known and unknown galaxy.
"That cake looks nice." - holds out hand - "Time for some Dad tax"
-Opens bag of sweets/lollies - "I've opened it for you, now make with the Dad tax"
by September 14, 2020
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score dad

Your friend's dad or a dad from the neighborhood that is HOT and you wouldn't mind hooking up with. Male version of a MILF
"You know Katie's dad with the ripped abs and blue eyes? He's a total score dad."
by Mo La January 12, 2007
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dad shaming

1. The act of emasculating a capable father by creating paradoxes like stating that he is never home when he is at work supporting the family.

2. When a woman ask for help from her man and then criticizes his method of completing the task.
He spent 3 hours at the grocery store for you, so why are you dad shaming him?
by Darth Rogen September 28, 2015
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Dad Bite

An over-large bite (bigger bite than is socially acceptable) that someone takes from your food when "trying" it.

So called because Dads are the main culprit, but this can be applied to anyone.
"Hey can I try your sub?"
"As long as it's not a dad bite"
by CheekyMeister October 21, 2007
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what a dad

Often used as a term for calling someone “daddy material”. They are often hot and fuckable. Another term for “damn he’s hot. I’d fuck him.”
Me- *sees a hot guy* what a dad. I’d fuck
by Applejackpeel January 02, 2018
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Step Dad

a racist homophobic piece of shit that makes everyone uncomfy expect the mother. fuck you :)
stepdad : trans is wrong

me:ok then fuck you stupid little bitch who can’t see that people are very valid Step Dad
by Muffinpiss December 12, 2020
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Dad Music

Music that your father probably listens to; prime examples are ACDC, Bon Jovi and John Farnham.

''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''
''Oh hey man, I love this song!''
''Turn it off, it's dad music!''
by Unidastel June 19, 2014
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