crosby minnesota

Heres a quick virtual tour of Crosby. First you’ll see a shit ton of disrespectful pedal bikers. Then you’ll see our prized possessions which come out to be the mine pits and meth! Looking for a pizzle? We got you! Just take a walk down smokers alley or through the pit road! Want some fake ass friends that are going to make you wish you had never been born? Crosbys got ya! Want people to start spreading rumors you’re on meth because you’re dating their ex? Well this is the place! Wanna be a cool kid? Hangout at the local park and see all the fuckboys revving their trucks up and sitting around judging every single person that comes in! Have you ever wanted to almost hit three tweakers and four pedal bikers with your car? Well just wait until 10:00pm and they’ll be all over the fucking streets usually wearing dark clothes so you cant even see them! Its like they want to get hit! Crosby also has a youth center where all the wanna be thugs and broke potheads go to steal food and start drama! Crosby has a little but of something for everyone so don’t you worry if you ever visit you can find anything you could ever need! Except a legitimate boyfriend/girlfriend.. Crosbys roads will have your shocks entirely ruined by the time you leave and none of the shops in town will fix it correctly and they will charge out the ass but at least you can say its “fixed”! Ever want to buy meth? Hit up some of the cops! Crosby, the town of nothing real except old mines and antique stores.

Shes from a town of meth, old lakes, and antique stores... Must be Crosby Minnesota!

by Toasted melons87 February 7, 2020

Crusty

Direct opposite of barsty. A lack of gall or guts.

“What do you think about Jake?”
“That guy has no balls. Crusty as hell.”

by tequilababy August 5, 2020

Crusty fart

When you haven’t cleaned your arse probably and you fart tiny bits or some things just had To come out

Tiny birds do crusty farts against my window.

by Sambatrompete August 25, 2020

Crusty pancake

noun: when you ejaculate on your partner's stomach, touch bellies and fall asleep together.

Guy 1: "My girl and I made a crusty pancake last night."
Guy 2: "Nice."

by McCalzone September 3, 2020

crusty oreo

When you nut in a Chips Ahoy and top it with another Chips Ahoy, making a crusty sandwich with a creamy feeling.

Y'know, I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crustyoongie

A segsy famous kpop tik toker

"Hey did you see what crustyoongie uploaded? Its so segsy"

by .feljx December 20, 2020

Crusty Rage

Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.

Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.

by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021