Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.
I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.
by kidboston January 29, 2018
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sick couch

A couch that a sick person lays on until they feel better. Healthy individuals must find somewhere else to sit, as a sick couch is reserved for a sick person. To convert a couch to a sick couch, add a blanket and bed pillow. A sick couch should be within reach to a table that holds some or all of the following items: tissues, ginger ale, pain reliever, chicken noodle soup.
I'll be on the sick couch for the rest of the night.
by sick girl2 February 28, 2011
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The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.
Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.
by VE007 February 06, 2010
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Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch
Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.
by Rimbozaggy March 30, 2023
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cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere
are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no
by poopei October 06, 2020
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Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.
I just red couched Victor at the garden party
by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021
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Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.
After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.
by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009
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