colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Commenter

A guy who has no life and comments almost everywhere godamn place possible. They use unfunny jokes or sometimes they are funny, but they don’t even realize it. They can become pretty popular. Lots are on YouTube while some are on other apps/websites.

COMMENTERS ARE PEOPLE TOO

by Moaning Earrape March 16, 2019

space command

television remote control

Don't bogart the space command - you keep channel surfing and I want to watch this show!

by A Hansen March 5, 2009

11th Commandment

Thou shall not touch my slab

you in violation of the 11th commandment

by 5THWARD_SLABGOD March 29, 2019

Pat-Pat Commando

A person online who chooses causes, catastrophies, and news events to support OR boycott. Pat-Pat Commando's read about something online or hear half of a story on the news and then choose to take a stance in an effort to collect as many "Pat-Pats" from Efriends as possible. The Pat-Pat Commando typically communicates through every-single-effing forum and social network they can find and typically leave said network if they do not receive the correct amount of attention to suit their drama ridden narcissistic needs.

Hey! Did you see what that Pat-Pat Commando posted? She is on her politically correct high horse calling people racists again.

by Mrs. Pickles July 9, 2013

going commandtoe

when a girl goes commando revealing her camel toe.

Its obvious Janey is going commandtoe in those spandex.

by dfstrong January 6, 2013

valley commando

Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas

by Anonymous April 6, 2003