yabean classic

a reference you use when you are losing brain cells or going apeshit over a valorant game.

Dude #1: "Dude, that guy is spending all of his life savings on Valorant just to rage 24/7."
Dude #2: "Damn, that's a yabean classic."

by therealpeely May 01, 2023

Dipshit Classic

An inept person whos behavior adheres to outdated and obsolete traditions, practices and social norms.

His sexist view of women in the workplace is straight out of the 1950s, truly dipshit classic.

by Emogenome February 15, 2019

Retro classic

A retro classic would be considered being an autistic monkey that prefers to say easy a lot.

Everyone: Chilling

Retro monkey: kills everyone then says easy.

Everyone: what a retro classic, put him in the monkey cage

by WhiteCop January 17, 2021

Heritage Classic Drunk

1) A state of being/mind involved when attending the 2011 Heritage Classic, (a premier outdoor NHL hockey event) but may transcend into all social events.

2) The pinnacle of inebriation.

I've never seen a guy eat a paper plate before. He was Heritage Classic drunk.

by Jon Guitar February 20, 2011

Classic Revolver

Def: To lick or suck a girls belly ring.
To play with a girls belly ring with your toung.

Example: I gave her a classic revolver before ate her out.

I got lint in my mouth when i gave her a classic revolver.

My toung got stuck when i gave her a classic revolver.

The classic revolver turns her on.

by lint licker 69 April 27, 2010

Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick

When someone walks through a door boobytrapped with a bucket of poop above the door.

"watch out Ronnie we gotta make sure Mark doesn't pull the Classic poop in a bucket above a door trick"

by 420M@n360FU February 05, 2024

Classic Andy

A classic WoW player with an IRL Roleplay of such cosmic level, that he thunder claps his keyboard for gaining threat. He knows everything in the game, and plays WoW since early 90s. The most well hung and GIGACHAD guy you never want to argue with, what, did you see the only shaman in the raid alone in the 8th party in thr fight where mass diseases kill players? So what, this information is so random for the Classic Andy legendary GM raid leader. It's all good, just Mass Dispel them all, as Classic Andy boss said, don't create a fuss, sit calm and get carried by a large Classic Andy value. Diseases are mass, and dispel is, it's logical, and Classic Andy is the one pinnacle of logic you will Never Beat. The only reason Andy wasn't in the historys' most well known most well knower, pushing Archimedes or Aristotle from their pedestals, is because Chromie was too late for the bbq he was making with Anduin, when Andy was already playing TBC.

- We're having a new RL, he's from WotLK guild, but he does know Dragonflight bosses.
- My doctor wrote me a recipe, I can't interact with any classic andy, or my allergy will get worse.

by 11unone11 July 04, 2023