Crapper

Advanced martial arts technique in which the assailant strikes the victim in the abdomen with enough force to cause the victim to lose control of his or her bowels.

Some douche at the bar was hitting on John's girlfriend, so John gave him a crapper.

by Diabeticus January 4, 2011

clapperss

Big botty.
That Betty tho!
Dang she got some clapperss!

She have clapperss for days

by jessi bunny March 10, 2015

clappers

English slang. Typically used around London. Similar to the word “uggers”. Used to describe somebody who is ugly - similar to clapped.

Emmanuel: Kate’s fit you know
Kyle: Nah, she’s clappers

by sightseer930 March 23, 2019

crapper to yapper

another term for the atm or ass to mouth

i went from crapper to yapper because she likes the taste of her ass.

by bloodvomit September 8, 2003

Clippertuck

Clippertuck is the traditional Australian slang term for any meal that involves the use of tongs. Sausages, steak, wallaby and the dreaded wallatonga beast all fit the category of clippertuck. If one is to use clippertuck in the wrong circumstances, say, when referring to a cracker dish, it is said that the entire population of Alice Springs will hunt you down, and pull out your tongue with a set of golden tongs.

Come on kids! Get that clippertuck into ya'!

by Luke Dalton March 26, 2007

Crapper cannonball

while taking a dump you drop a turd that hits the water like a cannonball and splashes up and soaks your bottom dead on it's a "Crapper Cannonball"

That log hit the water so hard it splashed up so much water I thought maybe the tidybowl man did a "Crapper Cannonball"

A Crapper Cannonball can be very shocking if it happens in cold water. a cold water "Crapper Cannonball" have been known to snap a rectum shut from shock that it causes severe constipation for days.

by colej-texas August 3, 2009

cloppert

A Cloppert is a unquantitized value which is quantom in nature. It is a building block of the universe. when many come togethet they form the cloppertinium. The cloppertinium is the driving force in the universe behind all that is ridiculous, clap-able and unpredictable. Many have hypothesized that by opening a wormhole in the cloppertinium one can literally fold time and space to fit ones head in his or her own ass.

i used clopperts law to my head in my ass.

by Iamwebster1307 March 8, 2015