Crip

A mostly African-American and minority gang found in ghettos.

"The Crips just invited my grandma to a bongo party."

by diablodude February 11, 2004

Crippin

To be crippled/immobile in either a mental or physical state

Live fast die young. I'm here for a good time not a long time, better than cripping it up in an old folks home when I'm 65

by Toppdoggtom October 16, 2018

Picking up the cripples

1) Walking out of the blind when duck hunting without a dog to pick up the wounded ducks to bring back to the blind.

2) Driving around the parking lot of a bar or club at or around closing time looking for the girls too inebriated to find they're cars or to drive home and getting them to get in your car so you can drive them to home for some drunken, freebie sex. (Always to go the girls house, that way you can leave after she passes out and she won't know how to find you the next day).

1)We didn't have a dog with us this weekend when we went hunting so I had to be the dog and go pick up the cripples.

2)Guy#2: What you do last night?
Guy#1: Went picking up the cripples.
Guy#2: Word, you get any?
Guy #1: Yep, but the drunk chick threw up in my car.
Guy #2: Damn!!! What'd you do?
Guy #1: I almost didn't have sex with her.

by givit May 22, 2009

Crip

People who dont start bangin just because its became a fashion.(I'm lookin at anyone who thinks lil wayne is coll because he says sewut=fake

People who dont slobk, choke on Peanut butter or were dead
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Under the six and always higher than five
allied with F.O.L.K nation
We the gangster disciple stay real even if behind steal
no snitchin, no crying, we keep slobs dyin
My kswiss
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What CraCkin Cuz?????
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by Crip or death January 6, 2008

Cripple Cracker

A white boy in the suburbs who talks like he's from "da hood" and acts like he's a gangster. They usually look like complete idiots and sound stupid as well.

"Did you see Noah? He's such a cripple cracker! He keeps talking about how he's from the hood and he acts like a gangster!"

by RandomUsername776 January 26, 2019

Kill the cripple

The only game worth playing.

Let's play kill the cripple. I'll start.

by Hym Iam October 14, 2020

Ah, Cripes

Like crap, darn, and doh!, this is a statement of frustration. This is usually said, however, when a plot is foiled or one is nailed by a good prank or practical joke.

Martin: Mr. Pendor, we have done a background check and have discovered that you have been cheating on your taxes since Roosevelt was President.

Chester: Which one? Teddy or Frank?

Martin: Frank.

Chester: Which term? He had four, you know.

Martin: It doesn't matter! What does matter is that you're under arrest!

Chester: Do you have proof?

Martin: It's all at the station. Why don't you slip into these handcuffs, junior, and we'll let Detective Charles take care of you!

Chester: Ah, cripes...

by Rodney Basil July 27, 2004