Christopher Columbus

To lay claim of ownership to something/someone that isn't yours, more commonly associated with relationships.

Girl, I told him that I had a boyfriend now, but he tried to Christopher Columbus me and claim the p**sy is still his.

Christopher Columbus by DiamondDCee August 2, 2011

Christopher 

1. Is a term used to describe someone who is the greatest of someone who is godly.

2. A male with a irregular size penis who will fuck your bitch or Slaughter your daughter

That dude is good but he's not Christopher

Christopher by Ja'lil Moore January 3, 2017

Christopher 

A BIG FUCKIGN CRYBABY.

OH LOOK A BIG CRY BABY CHRISTOPHER

Christopher by LOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL January 17, 2017

Christopher<333 

my lovely red head. he is the best thing thats ever happened to me. he treats me like a real woman. he has the most amazing smile and perfect brown eyes. hes the love of my life. he is so funny and i cant wait untill we take the relationship to the next step. he is all i could ask for and he is my one and only. I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPERR!

Christopher<333 is just amazing.

Christopher<333 by ashley michelle<3 June 1, 2011

Christopher Columbus

Contrary to what the shoddy school curriculum tells you, Christopher Columbus was actually a genocidal piece of shit. Yes it's true that he discovered America, but he brutally attacked native inhabitants of the west indies if they went against his wishes during the slavery era. Some examples of the bad things he did is cannibalising, feed babies to dogs and alligators and of course cheating Native Americans and Africans out of their own land (Colonialism). In short, he was another barbarous and pernicious murderer complicit in a great amount of sanguinary who got his colonists to buy slaves to do basically everything for him and his own territory. Basically in the same way Hitler manipulated the Nazis into murder 6 million Jews.

School: Christopher Columbus was a patriotic explorer who discovered America.

5th Graders: WOW! WHAT AN AMAZING GUY!

Reality: A bloodthirsty cold-hearted killer. Little do the Native American and African children in elementary school know that Christopher Columbus colonised lands and enslaved people of their ethnicity.

Christopher Columbus by UltimateDoge June 14, 2021

Christopher Columbus

People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.

You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?

Christopher Columbus by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021

Christopher Columbus

a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.

Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.

Christopher Columbus by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021