Oatmeal Bowel Cream

When a male and femle have anal sex, and the male penetrates the female's bowels. Causing her to pee a combination of Piss, Jizz and Shit. Resembeling oatmeal.

Well, I've been having Oatmeal Bowel Cream for the past few days.

by ABcentrixx July 26, 2010

creamed foreskins on toast

Military term for the "delicacy" known in civilian life as Chipped Beef on Toast.

Creamed foreskins on toast again? Damn! Thats the third time this week they've served it in the chow hall

by Atomic Johnny July 1, 2006

cream catcher

(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.

I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

Cream Kernel

A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.

I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.

by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009

Cream filled cunt

A girl which resembles a twinkie cut open on the top. These sluts tend to be sluts who act as if they aren't a slut. If called a slut they will deny it. But at that moment probably has cream filled in her vagina from the guy who she had intercourse with 10 hours before arguing with you. They walk with there legs very close together, trying to hold the cream in from falling down there legs. Most look the same there physical appearances are, blonde hair, big boobs, little asses, and are predominantly caucasian. Most are raised in rich families and attend college. There conversations consist of lots of useless information, and lots and lots of giggles.

Kaygen is a cream filled cunt.

That chic looks like a cream filled cunt.

I could really use a cream filled cunt right now.

by Y09i May 30, 2011

whipped cream

When you put whipped cream on ya man penis, and then slurp it off like you would a sundae, on a Sunday afternoon.

"When you ask for it plain and she give it to you with whipped cream"
-MC Ess

by mcbirdlethagunnah July 6, 2018

Get off my cream

This is a common phrase that is used to deter a dirty scoundrel from stealing your ice cream.

*Rob grabs for Bjorn's ice cream*
Bjorn - "GET OFF MY CREAM!"

by Bjorn Olson March 12, 2008