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Eat children day

Yes today you get to eat your kids or siblings ect
Person 1: “hey hru?” Person 2: “CHOMP” person 1 “STOP BITING ME!” person 2: it’s national eat children day!! Person 2: “ugh ig it’s fine….”
by SᑎƐᗩҠY ĿĪᑎҠ ♡ April 16, 2025
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sock children

Jerking off into a sock. Usually done out of laziness, desperation, or lack of better options.
Roommate's gone for the weekend? Time to make some sock children.
by 8BallPaul May 14, 2025
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Retarded Children

I mean, maybe not. Maybe it's not a either or thing. Maybe it's both.
Hym "Yeah, no, no evidence for you because you're being retarded children about your religion and if you're going to be retarded children then I'm not going to entertain the notion of convincing your of anything. Retarded children do what they are told. So, you do that."
by Hym Iam May 24, 2025
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flying children

when having sex at the time a person is about to ejaculate the person jumps over the other person and ejaculates semen everywhere mid air.
“me and sarah did the flying children last night
by dipshitter January 3, 2026
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Devil's Children

Teenagers and college students that pick on other people and claimed to be smart and Christian when they sacrifice puppies from Petland in order to send more souls to hell. They come in small groups and snoop for any "'tards" to force them to kill themselves to feed their father's (who the Christians call Satan). They even slaugther their own kids in the womb and give it to satan. One such group was seen in springfield, cussing one of the Hindus out while sacrificing puppies and kittens to the Devil, who is a red man dressed in black and the pimp's hat.
Don't let these people go into Petland or even Pet Warehouse. Those are Devil's Children.
by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010
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liquidity almost children

"Give me your liquidity almost children, Jared Fogle"
by Mc_Lovin_42090 May 2, 2018
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White bread children

A way to describe the stereotype of kids raised on beige food and white bread. Not relevant to class. Eg. You can have a white bread Waitrose kid or a white bread Tesco kid. Definitely a characterisation inflicted by parents. A very British, naive, sheltered, pale stereotype of a child, and all that goes with it.
“I don’t really get on with my cousins, we’re quite different, they’re white bread children”
by Irma. March 1, 2018
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