Illinois Chaunce

The greatest and most exquisite form of hanging out with the boys. An Illinois Chaunce is something that only the most extreme party animals take part in. Illinois Chaunces take place in any area, primarily basements. Blunts, brews, and the boys predominately reign at the Chaunce, but women often times are there.

Hey what are you guys doing tonight?
I’m going to an Illinois Chaunce.
Wow, what an animal.

by jerrybeez8 March 11, 2019

the chance of meatballs

when a male does the splits all the way down and his ballsack rips open

dude my brother did the chance of meatballs yesterdays

by somespicyskittles October 28, 2019

3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020

3rd chance

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd Chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

This is the chance that is after the 1st and 2nd chance that a girl gives a boy in their relationship after messing up

John this is your 3rd chance in our relationship

by O. P. Paul March 17, 2020

Dirty Chancelot

When you spam arrows at a corner with Hanzo in Overwatch.

Damn, I got hit with a Dirty Chancelot.

by Chancelot April 4, 2020

Second chance

Some people try to make the point that you only get so many second chances. Once you get past one second chance, you don't get any more second chances, you're already on your third chance.

Once you die, you stop at the second chance, the fourth chance, or the chance you were on, but you never get another second chance after you've had one second chance.

by Solid Mantis April 5, 2020

Tony Chauncey

A man that sinks 10 cold ones a night on weekdays. Easy way to see if you have a tony chauncey in your workplace is by watching him smoke his vape you will see his hands shaking more and more as he gets closer to his mouth, this is due to the excessive amount of alcohol he drinks on weekends therefore when he comes to work on a Monday he is well and truly coming down from the clouds. A Tony Chauncey is also a consistent whistler while many suggest this is due to a fantasy of sucking dick. A tony chauncey also screams and shouts out irrelevant shit that pisses cunts off. But all in all a tony Chauncey isnt that bad of a bloke, he is a caring kind hearted man that enjoys time listening to AC/DC and pink Floyd.

“ hey Macca what’s that tony chauncey like driving a forklift”

“Fucking shit he cant even drive a finger up his nose”

by Gerrybigdickgum April 14, 2020