Sweeper-Beeper

Sex with a tweaker that is so bad its like an old beeper from the 90s, he keeps twitching in such a crappy way its like when those beepers got thrown against the wall and still vibrated and NOT in a good way

how was he in bed?
Oh jesus, he may be straight-edged but it was like a sweeper-beeper

by msobvious October 6, 2015

Twiddly Beep

A phrase used talking to irrelevant people.

I'm out bitches, twiddly beep.

by Twiddlybeep July 12, 2017

imac beeps

Imac beeps occur when an Essex boy nicks keys in Winchester

I'm having imac beeps at night

by testafab December 8, 2017

baby beep

A short sexy girl named Candice sears

I love my baby beep

by Bob1970 May 3, 2018

anal beepage

The process by which an enraged asshole motorist makes his or her feelings known to other motorists through the passive-aggressive action of beeping his or her horn.

Waiting three seconds to put my foot on the gas after the light had turned green caused me to fall victim to the person behind me's anal beepage.

by jerkstorecalled July 26, 2018

Boston Beep

Honking your horn immediately after the traffic light turns green.

Everyone’s always checking their phone at red lights so you need to give them the Boston Beep to let em know the light changed.

by NickyPants September 29, 2018

professor beep

The most wonderful woman in the whoooooooooole world, she says "beep - beep - beep - beep" and then closes Skype when you are halfway around the world and does it in the cutest possible way that makes it less sad to say goodbye for the day!

Jort: "Alright! Time for Professor Beep to say goodbye."
Flort: "Ok {mwah}"
Jort: "beep - beep - beep - beep - beep!"

by uncle fuckbucket October 23, 2018