bring the pretty

To be an exceptionally beautiful person, male or female, who causes positive genital sensations when they enter a room. Their mere attractiveness is usually enough to light up a room and start conversations.

Beyonce: Malik, should I bring any refreshaments to your party this Saturday?
Malik: No, Bebe, just bring the pretty.
Beyonce: LOL, okay.

Angelina: Brad, you don't need to marry me, 'cause motherfucker, you bring the pretty!
Brad: Why thank you, Angelina!!!

by Mixed Race Kid March 24, 2009

Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.

Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"

by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009

t-baring

VERB.
A math term. In algebra when you are currently in the act of T-baring. T-baring gives you two solutions.

Visual: (x+4)|(x-4)
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x+4=0 |x-4=0
x= -4 |x= 4

"You would then T-bar to get your two solutions."
"We are currently in the act of T-baring."

by 3mber February 17, 2008

Boring Bitch

A slow talking often mono-tone female who tells long, random, overly detailed stories that have no point or punch line

“So last Wednesday ... or maybe it was Tuesday.... Oh no it was definitely Wednesday coz my boyfriend works late on Wednesday’s... so yeah last Wednesday my best friends sisters cat died and my best friends mum is soooo sad, and my best friends sister wants to get a new cat already but her mum just isn’t ready to move on yet she’s still crying everyday-“
That’s enough of that story thanks, you Boring Bitch.

by Queen B(itch) June 27, 2018

bring the heat

1. (n.) Another name for the flash game 'Curveball'.
2. (v.) To play 'Curveball'.

1. Dude, I got to level 10 on Bring the Heat! He was literally bringin' the heat tenfold!
2. I was bringin' the heat the other day while my roommates were S'in each others D's! Gross!

by Ryan Fitz May 4, 2006

boringer

to be more bored at the moment then humanly possible.

This test is more boringer than the last.

by A-iric May 31, 2007

braingasm

A pleasurable tingle one experiences on the scalp. Has other meanings

She had a braingasm when she thought about candy.

by Casandraelf June 8, 2009