cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 20, 2009

Boogered

Damaged

The threads on the wheel studs were boogered and the lug nuts would not go on.

by LugNutChevy February 09, 2022

Booger Cheeks

Butt cheeks that are bubbly and chunky that is compared to a bulging raunchy booger.

Hey babe, get your booger cheeks over here.

by Noooit 2rue March 02, 2020

booger money

Extra money collected and kept in a safe place that's there to "pick" whenever it's needed.

I always keep a stack of booger money in my underwear drawer.

by benny and the jets April 19, 2017

nipple booger

nipple booger: the crust formed from dried colostrum leaking from your pregnant girlfriend’s nipples.

Girl i love those beautiful big boobies but you need to clean off them nipple boogers.

by trav c nova February 23, 2020

Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

Booger Car

A lime green car

1: “Look! It’s a booger car!”
2: “Why do people buy those?”

by jakeyounglol July 21, 2021