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A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.
OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?
by RedNine August 10, 2022
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bracesliding

This is the religious term used by members of the Neckbrace faith to describe members that are either questioning their faith, or actively attempting to leave it.
"Nick, why haven't you come to any of our ceremonies? Are you bracesliding?"
by thebraceman February 6, 2023
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"Brace for impact."
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braces

A form of torture.
Orthodontists (AKA psychopaths that you really can never trust) will let you choose your colors. You will think this is alright until you realize that those colored rubber bands will stop you from eating anything you like for the next week because it hurts so much. Pain medicine doesn’t help. That wax stuff they give you doesn’t help either. That week will seem like the longest week ever. The brackets will tear at your skin, and if the back ones break off, you will have to call the orthodontist and have the stupid wire poke your cheek until you can come back in. No matter how attractive you are you will never be able to pull because those braces are also like a machine that makes you extremely ugly. EVERY SINGLE RELATIVE WILL ASK YOU TO SMILE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT GET OVER IT FOR A WHOLE YEAR. GOD CAN WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE?
Finally, you will come in one day and the orthodontist will say, “You’re almost there!”
The truth is, you’re not. For 5 or more months you will have to deal with this and they will finally take it off. FINALLY!

“Now just wear this retainer all day and all night”
“What?”
“Just wear this retainer all day and all night”

“For how long?”
“A year”

“Kill yourself”
He’s a 10 but he’s got braces
by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 12, 2023
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bacedgfhjilkmonqprtsvuwyxz

This is a word you make when you place the first even letter of each group with five letters in front and the second odd letter is at the end.
Friend: “What would we get if we were to put each of the two odd letters from every group of five on each end?”
Me: “Bacedgfhjilkmonqprtsvuwyxz.”
by bluestinger66 July 18, 2023
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braces effect

When someone gets braces and becomes more confident and fun and or more attractive.
Ex: : dude that girl is so cool , she was so lame last year
: yeah I know after she got braces she’s been totally different: total Braces Effect
by XxMiddleSchoolersAreWierdxX March 20, 2024
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Bracelet

One bracelet or armband for the boy you like
Why do you have the same bracelet on your arm”. “Because I only like one boy”
by iseeamonkeyonthattrer March 21, 2024
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