Bear Baiting 

The method of wrapping one's finger in toilet paper and inserting into the anus in order to induce stools (bears)

"Have you seen John today"
"No he has been bear baiting for hours"
"nice, well make sure he washes his hands before cooks dinner"

Bear Baiting by OriGamI11 September 2, 2011

Bear-Awesome

Derived from awesome, a word meaning that something is awe-inspiring. The term defines the kind of awe as the same you'd feel when confronted with a large, freaking bear!

"This dip is bear-awesome!"

Bear-Awesome by TheOtherChris April 27, 2006

bear rating system 

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.

"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"

bear rating system by swiffer October 16, 2007

Bear boobs 

Bare Boobs...when you got no bra on yo titties!

A.K.A Melissa always has fuckin bear boobs when we lay in bed and watch movies.

"damn dude, check out that girls Bear Boobs!"

Bear boobs by frit November 16, 2007

Bear-strangler 

noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

Bear-strangler by Kaptin Kornflakes December 12, 2008

bear-stearns 

A colossal failure where an enormous success was expected.

The 18 - 0 New England Patriots totally pulled a bear-stearns in Super Bowl XLII.

The Patriots bear-stearned before Bear Stearns bear-stearned.

bear-stearns by Colonel Kernel March 20, 2008

Bear Suit 

To get angry all of a sudden, often scaring those around you....

"If you kids don't get your rooms clean, I'll put on the bear suit"

or

"Geez, James really pulled out the bearsuit in that meeting...."

Bear Suit by Lovebite June 13, 2009