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Alabama Basket Weave

When the balls and taint are cupped and gentle pressure with the finger nails is applied causing intense pleasure for the receiver!! Tha Alabama basket weave
Alabama basket weave is best enjoyed when Longer finger nails are used, when applying the weave the pain is pleasure
by Firemuppet July 15, 2013
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Alien trumpet basket

You fuck her mouth with your toe, Facetime her mum and grandparents, grate your pubes into her eyelids, then cum on her knee like it's an alien trumpet basket.
"Oi Dean, why she got cum on her knee?"

"Gave her an alien trumpet basket."
by Eskimo trebuchet denier April 25, 2019
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fruit basket

a fine/sexy girl with hips lips,all the goods
"man im scared to go in there cuz there are too many fruit baskets"
OR
"im looking for me a fruit basket"
by finechic29 October 20, 2008
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Horny nigga laundry basket

I feel like a horny nigga laundry basket because of my perfect nut
by Horse,fuker,clucker February 1, 2019
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Horny nigga laundry basket

A phrase that is shouted when a person wants to become a superhero .

You shout it in the middle of a busy street to gain the powers
Gary: whatch this I have superpowers
Spencer: yeah right

Gary: horny nigga laundry basket
by User 696969 July 13, 2019
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Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving

n: an illegal underground sport in which players must weave an entire basket underwater on one breath. If more than one player should manage to finish, the one who has created the most intricate or cleanest basket is kept alive while other contestants are shot. Most players drown in their first match. Some variations occur in EUBW, such as mines, sharks, and harpoons.
Bill: Mrs. Johnson, I'm so sorry about your loss. But how did your son die?

Mrs. Johnson: He drowned in an Extreme Underwater Basket Weaving tournament.

Bill: God rest his soul.
by whOOpshT July 12, 2011
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Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.
Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"
by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021
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