basketball shorts

Also known as athletic shorts, shorts worn primarily by teenage boys and basic straight men who have no wardrobe. Likely paired with a tee shirt and name brand athletic shoes that are incredibly overpriced.

1) "Do you own anything other than basketball shorts?!"

"Yeah, I have sweatpants too!"

by patricko1999 March 4, 2017

Jizz Basket

A Term most commonly used to describe an ass full of semen

2. A Womens mouth full of semen

Yo that ho michlle is a serious jizz basket man pha sho

by Matthew & Gary May 3, 2004

basketball head

A man or woman with a very large head

I am gonna get drunk and fuck basketball head tonight.

by Slungsolow September 27, 2003

Basketball People

Basketball people
/ˈbɑ skɪtbɔ l ˈpi pl/noun
Often described as people that play basketball , or the type of people that chills around eating KFC ( Kentucky Fried Chicken) or watermelon. Typically known as "gangster", "public servants","ancient farming tools". Basketball people can be found playing basketball or at your local KFC. Often called Jamal or Tyrone

Jamal- "At night time I was invisible like a ghost and come from behind of people and scare them, my long height makes me more scarier as my knee grows at an extremely fast rate." I hate basketball people
Tyrone- " After dark I had the power to turn invisible but non-chocalate people always use a special word against me like "Nagger", "Watermelon muncher", Cool-Aid eater"

by Daquavious the Third September 26, 2023

fruit basket

Naked man shoves his penis back behind his legs and between his balls.

My best friend walked in his dad's room and his dad gave him a fruit basket.

by condoms.com July 30, 2003

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

The Phat 5 have a combined 27 National titles and, 68 Final Four appearances.All of the Phat 5 programs have 70+ touranament wins. They are the only 5 to do so ( Kentucky-98 ), ( UNC-88 ), ( UCLA-85 ), ( Duke-81 ), ( Kansas-73 ).Indiana is the closest program with 58. The Phat 5 have 5 of the 6 best All-Time winning%.( 1 ) Kentucky, ( 2 ) N.Carolina, ( 3 )UNLV, ( 4 )Kansas, ( 5 ) Duke, ( 6 ) UCLA. UNLV started play in 1959, 39 years after UCLA ( 1920 ) the last Phat 5 to start playing basketball. The Phat 5 have the top 4 programs in All-Time wins ( 1 )Kentucky, ( 2 )N.Carolina, ( 3 )Kansas, and ( 4 ) Duke. UCLA is ( 11th ) All-Time.

The NCAA has had 67 National Champions and the Phat 5 have a combined 68. This means there is almost a guarrantee that one of the Phat 5 will make the Final Four every year. Now that's Dunkadelic.

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 7, 2005

basket of deplorables

Hillary Clinton's term for Trump's supporters, claiming they are all racist, sexist, misogynistic, xenophobic and many other words for bigotry turned into meaningless buzzwords by the left. While this made her radical followers very happy (because they believe it) and her other followers happy as well (because they believed it would hurt Trump), it actually backfired on her. Turns out calling half of the country bigoted does not bode well when you are running for president and claiming you will unite the country.

The infamous "basket of deplorables" speech definitely factors into why Clinton lost the 2016 election.

by spootyhead January 5, 2017