bassong

A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.

"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"

by Malkatraz May 12, 2016

Bastfried

Best fried Bc you like fried chicken

Cheese narwhal is my bastfried

by Waterchickennnnn January 17, 2017

Basic white girl

Starbucks
Leggings
iPhone

Always on phone
Says “like” too much
Takes too many photos of her
Takes too many photos of her dog
Instagram
Netflix
Watches Pretty Little Liars
Watches Friends
Liked Pitch Perfect
Can quote Mean Girls and Clueless
Uses filters on all photos
Works out
Wears crop tops
Wears short shorts

That blonde over there must be a basic white girl. You can tell by the Starbucks in her left hand and her iPhone in her right.

by StarbucksGirl58 May 23, 2018

Basensorex

some pervy kid who has a special liking for feet

"Yo dude, do you see that basensorex over there?"
"omg yeah"
"i heard he likes feet"

by big brain gamer 1429 August 8, 2019

basedsplaining

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.

Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid

by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021

Bassam

An Arab name which means happiness . Bassam is a type of a person with a great personality, loyal , friendly , kind and helpful and open hearted . He is also famous for his stupid acts , likes to have a lot of friends, and when he falls in love he never stops thinking about his love , always keeps a smile on his face and spreads happiness to all the people . If u ever encounter a Bassam in your life u make sure u never leave him , he is such a lovable person. He also has a brave personality and cares about his close friends, whenever u need him he will always be by your side . Not to mention he is very romantic but when he is comfortable with girl only then he can make his moves .

Bro Bassam is such a nice person

by Ibraham linclon November 22, 2021

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021