No Bake Oreo Truffles

When a guy dusts his balls in crushed up Oreo cookies (using semen as an adhesive) and proceeds to dunk them into the mouth of another individual while their mouth is filled with milk.

Carrie let me feed her some no bake oreo truffles last night after I got my nut off.

by Bitch Honey July 15, 2020

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

Twice Baked Doritos

When someone is stoned (high on marijuana) and is eating Baked Doritos

"Dude, I can really go for some twice baked Doritos RIGHT NOW"

by Youdon'tevenknow April 11, 2015

Bader

Bader is a nice name I’ve had a lot of Bader’s in my life and they are all handsome , professional in everything , wins in every game usually , I love bader

I love bader.

Bader is handsome.

by Unknown 57 May 9, 2019

the cake been baked

Whats done is done and cannot be taken back now.

The deal is done, and the cake been baked. Fuck em, we ball.

by bigredd850 October 30, 2013

bake it

To not excrete bowel movement even though the body signals the need to do so.

Hurry up and get out of that shitter. I'm bustin to go.
Piss off! You're just gonna have to bake it.

by yorrick hunt January 13, 2008

bakery

When an individual is so thicc, their ass is pristine. Bakery refers to ass being called cake.

Person 1: Did you see his ass? It's huge
Person 2: Yeah brochacho, that mans is a bakery with all that cake.

by asslover7 March 2, 2020