Satans Asshole

The Hottest, Sweatiest and most uncomfortable Heat ever experienced by a human being!

Holy Shit, It's hotter then Satans Asshole in here!!

Hey Don, it's as hot as Satans Asshole outside today!! maybe we should go to the pool.

That Jalapeno was so hot that my mouth feels like Satans Asshole!!

by Edub923 September 12, 2010

Pretentious asshole

One who attempts to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Especially true in the art scene.

Hey Joe, did you notice that pretentious asshole hipster that drinks Starbucks, owns more than one Apple product, wears clothes every other hipster wears, and manages to convince herself that she is alternative and therefore superior compared to her peers?

Joe: Yeah, so true.

by Ingrid Cole November 24, 2010

asshole policy

In any given relationship you have with another person that person is bound to be an asshole at some point so you mite as well be an asshole first.

Example 1
"I knew that the car in front of me was about to cut me off so I implemented the asshole policy and sped up so he couldn't get in front of me."

Example 2
I was walking out of wal-mart the other day and this bum said "excuse me sir", I could tell he was about be an asshole and ask me for money so I put the asshole policy into effect and told him "get a fucking job" before he had a chance to say another word.

by dangoombie February 24, 2010

Asshole Hammered

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

by Howie16 December 16, 2010

Snowy Asshole

A player in a COD lobby wearing a snowy skin, and has a very gay and stupid playing style.

Oh shit boys, there’s a snowy asshole on the other team.

by Jibba Sauce May 17, 2020

Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017

Laundry Asshole

A laundry Asshole is someone who doesn't take their laundry out so someone else can use the washer and/or dryer. Usually found in college campuses or laundromats, though laundromat people are usually more alert to their clothes so they aren't pilfered.

Oh no, why did I leave for dinner right before my laundry was done? I'm gonna be a laundry asshole tonight I guess...

by N0where December 11, 2021