Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

Nonce

An idiot

That XQC streamer is such a nonce acting like that

by Velenian July 1, 2021

Massive nonce

A massive nonce is a man that you would usually find behind your local Tesco who really likes children.

Alexander: Do you know Tony? David: Yeah he's the one who's a massive nonce right?

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021

Nonce

A Uk prison abriviation and slang wird for a suspected or redistered sexoffender this can alsi be used as a joke between friends

’look out for luke he’s such a nonce’

by daisy may halls September 27, 2021

Nonce

Brandon

nonce is brandon

by No Wayyyyy March 28, 2022