Kevin

A gay man who keeps saying he isn't gay

Guy: Dude you're gay

Kevin: Am not!

by ChickenButt2 April 14, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.

“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”

by Senketsu April 17, 2019

Kevin

A huge Asian furry that sucks on waifu’s cock.

Kevin was up late last night with an animal waifu

by Onesexyhotguy April 18, 2019

Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta

Kevin likes penis

by Yuribot April 19, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.

~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~

~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...

TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!

~GracieChan

Kevin is my Boyf.

by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019

Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.

Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"

by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019

Kevin

Kevin in Latin "ke and Vin" means someone who is really ignorant and cocky. Someone who never listens to anybody even if he knows he is wrong. He will never admit defeat. He may be smart in books but out side He got a brain of a guinea pig.

Omg he is such a kevin, I can't believe how much of a idiot he is.

by Jelina jackie October 12, 2019