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Woke boomer 

A baby boomer who is woke, or a person born in the years during or in the decade after World War II, who is aware of intersectionality, social justice and class issues.
My mom, who was born in 1953, is a woke boomer.

Woke Fordian 

A person who believes that any ideological view is acceptable as long as it does not differ from their own.

It is derived from Henry Ford's quote "any customer can have a car painted any colour he wants, as long as its black".

Woke Fordian's exist at all points on the political spectrum and are typically inflexible to views that do not align with their own. In the extreme, this can lead to all sorts of malicious action being inflicted by people who hold different ideological views than the person they are targeting.
Guy 1: "Sandra just screeched at me because I said I didn't believe in universal health care. Guy 2: "What? Really?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, she kept shouting that I was wrong and that I shouldn't be allowed to share my opinion anymore"
Guy 2: "Wow, I had no idea she was a Woke Fordian"
Woke Fordian by Souper Rare January 8, 2022
A fine ass girl who realizes a lotta shit, especially about fuck boys. An insightful bitch.
See Gabby over there, her best friend is a fuck boy, but she's a woke girl.

Woke Mind Virus 

According to right wing and conservative ideas, this is a metaphorical disease that causes "wokeness".

Wokeness is an ill-defined term which essentially has no definition, but it's used to describe things that right wing/conservatives using it don't like, and that they believe left wing and liberal people do like.

Examples of things that are often called woke include:

-Minorities existing in media with ratios more than you'd see in an average real life equivalent of that scenario.
-Minorities which the person calling it 'woke' doesn't believe exist (usually trans or non-binary people) appearing in media.
-A minority the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like not being portrayed as bad.
-Perceived pandering to groups the person calling it 'woke' doesn't like.
-Really just minorities being portrayed, like, generally.
The Woke Mind Virus is infecting our youth!

Join the war against the Woke Mind Virus!

"Woke Mind Virus" is genuinely the funniest buzzword I've ever heard I still can't believe it's used unironically.
Woke Mind Virus by Am I Steve? June 18, 2023
It is what you think when you see an obese lady finally in the gym.
She finally woke up
Woke up by Kuehlstein April 22, 2018

Woke Olympics 

When people who hoard knowledge gather online for a display of who knows what more than the other. Topics range from masculinity to feminism.
“Have you seen the cureent woke olympics between Democrats and Republicans?”you need to get unblocked to see the other side of the wall.