Woke

By using this word, you surpass all logic and immediately win any political argument.

Person 1: And that is why I think slavery was bad.
Person 2: Oh yeah, well you're woke!
Person 1: *shrivels up and dies*

by O' Chungus January 22, 2024

woke

Originally, this word referred to people who were awake about conspiracy theories (at this point, conspiracy facts).

Then, it became a word to refer to SJWs, as the most popular voted definition describes.

"Why do coins have ridges?"
"Dude, if you don't know why coins have ridges, you're not woke."

by megumeat January 24, 2024

Woke

Some guy who wants justice

“Financial institutions just want our money!”
“Don’t listen to him. He’s woke.”

by Friez_ January 29, 2024

Woke

A term someone uses to define themselves people/media or to define others people/media in a way to try to put themselves morally higher than another based on the premise and execution of progressiveness.

Self: “Listen, you should be more woke to the discrimination of others, like me.”
Others (derogatory): “That company sucks.” “Why?” “They decided to go woke.”

by Bryten_131 January 31, 2024

woke

a term that non-creative, sensitive people use when they see minorities getting rights.

A: "i'm actually genderfluid! =D"
B: "YOU'RE SO WOKE! WOKE AGENDA! STOP BRAINWASHING THE KIDS"

by perilpawzz November 21, 2023

Woke

1) To be an idiot

2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded

Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,

Us woke people laugh that the anti-woke think the election was rigged.

by Old Wise E November 24, 2023

Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.

The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.

by jondich November 25, 2023