Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.

Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.

by G-Oli February 23, 2010

Winner's Juice

Quaffed by Kings, Noblemen and Hip Hop Artistes: Champagne (wine)

There's nothing like a glass of Winner's Juice at the sharp end of the plane.

by One Smiley Girl April 22, 2010

Winter Neediness

A feeling that you get when winter/cold comes and causes near-instant neediness to have the company of another human beign for you to have physical contact with, preferably sex and/or sleeping together.

May cause impulsively starting a relationship which in turn may cause it to end as soon as the cold goes away.

Man1: Me and Sandra broke up.

Man2: I thought you guys were going really well.

Man1: Nah, it was just winter neediness.

by Assassinador May 28, 2011

winter sausage

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

by Aros71 April 12, 2013

winterference

When it snows so hard your WiFi, satellite TV or whatever else does not work.

Your WiFi is out again!
Winterference!

by SuperBabyMethod October 31, 2013

Winners Soup

A soup prepared by a restaurant or other such establishment for the critique of film director famous for his Death wish movies, restaurant Critic, and piss poor Esure adverts cunt "it's only a commercial dear" Michael Winner. Usually comprised of a basic soup such as vegetable or minestrone with the added flavoursome highlights of spunk, spit and occasional faeces.

winners soup soup

by Protoceratops December 12, 2013

winter shock

That feeling when it's 81 degrees one day and the next morning the wind chill is at 7 degrees. The shock of winter starting.

Example: How's it going Bravi ?
Bravi: wtf happened to fall/autumn.. This winter shock is killing me.

by Bravi November 12, 2014