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wanker flag

Flag depicting the cross of St. George (red cross on white background) carried by loud football fans, or attached to their cars. So called because it gives the bystander a good clue as to the masturbatory proclivities of the bearer.

Mainly found in southern U.K.
Bearers of wanker flags can often be heard making noises similar to 'ING-UH-LAAND', 'TOOO NIL', and other such inanities.
I was going to go down the pub for a swift pint but it was full of twats carrying wanker flags!
by will-h June 21, 2004
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Wilkerson

1. The meanest, most cruel way to respond to good news.

2. The act of making people hate you through mean comments and being cooler than them.
Kid #1: Hey, look at this cake that I just spent the whole day baking!

(Kid swats the cake out of his hands and it falls to the floor)

Kid #2: WILKERSON!!!!

Kid #1: I like this girl but im not sure if I want a relationship right now.

Kid #2: Just pull a wilkerson, hookup with her, then make her think youre a physco. <-(Purposely spelled wrong)
by BernieKolesar July 7, 2010
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wankercunt

A word used to abuse my friend Dodge.
Dodge, you are a wankercunt!
by Morph February 20, 2005
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Wanker Faced

being completely and totally drunk off your ass AKA hammered, smashed, toasted, drunk, fucked up, plowed, sloshed, etc.
Hey lets go and get wanker faced tonight!
by Nat05 May 9, 2005
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wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.
Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.
by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011
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Wicker

to describe a thin man or woman
that bird was well wicker
by johno316 August 17, 2011
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Wanker

An arrogant Sivan appears as an asshole
Waasaaa! Ya, he's a wanker!
by biophilo May 29, 2014
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