retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.

“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”

by Carma-cat October 12, 2020

wife chatter

When your wife is talking to you and your not interested and its sounds like the teacher from Charlie Brown

I was trying to talk to my bro yesterday when all of a sudden she starts in with the wife chatter

by AUWFT August 15, 2016

wife beater

Stella Artois.

My mates were all on Pudding Larger, but I opted for Wife Beater.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012

Marine Wife

The best breed of women on this Earth specifically for the toughest warriors in the world. Brave, tough but sweet, takes no bullshit, tenacious, and dangerously beautiful. You can look, but don't touch; she'll make you wish you hadn't. If she doesn't; Well, shes protected by a US Marine.

"Damn look at that babe."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."

by Greggy Po. June 5, 2016