Wife-sharing

That's like a cultural thing...

Hym "I mean... You know that there's like a tribe in Africa that does wife-sharing, right? That's like a canonical thing they do... Are you just racist? Are you too good to engage in African traditions? Fucking bigots man! You guys disgust me!"

by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

Prophet's wife

Prophets wife may refer to the Islamic prophet Mohammed's many different wives over the course of his life.

All of Muhammad's wives were widows or divorced, with the exception of Aisha. Aisha was 19 around the time of her marriage, as teen marriage was common back in the ancient times.

The Prophet's wife was the woman Aisha, who was a very loyal wife.

by GregoryTeplan July 31, 2023

wife beater

Stella Artois.

My mates were all on Pudding Larger, but I opted for Wife Beater.

by Nic September 25, 2003

Chef's wife

a woman in a relationship with-a chef.

Chef's wife Usually has two careers, her own and of course that of her chef. Understands terms: “doubles”,“covers”, and “purveyors”. Doesn’t understand but deals with: dinner at 2am, chefs that smell like onions a...nd fish, Christmas (and every other holiday alone), callused hands, and the always prevalent conceited attitude. After all, aren’t they kind of a big deal?

by Kelly Put-Put October 24, 2009

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Marine Wife

The best breed of women on this Earth specifically for the toughest warriors in the world. Brave, tough but sweet, takes no bullshit, tenacious, and dangerously beautiful. You can look, but don't touch; she'll make you wish you hadn't. If she doesn't; Well, shes protected by a US Marine.

"Damn look at that babe."
"She's a Marine wife.."
"Damn, I was going to ask for her number...but her Marine would kill me."
"Hah! If she doesn't first."

by Greggy Po. June 5, 2016

Bitchy Wife

A statement of redundancy, typically used to poetically illustrate the absurdly horrible nature of a particular situation.

Sure, I could have registered both cars at the DMV, if I wanted to go for the full bitchy wife.

by Dangerfox April 12, 2012